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ZOMG Smells Hoarders Unite!


ZOMG Smells May Update/Decant Circle
[info]ajevie
The new update has been added to the circle ~>HERE<~ and includes...

JOYEUSE - Golden amber, frankincense, and myrrh (you see what we did there for a heavily Christian emperor) mingle with rosewater, a bright dab of church incense and conquered Italian lemons.
SWORD OF ATTILA - Sword-sharp amber, earthy patchouli, pimento, dark musk, vetiver, bitter wormwood, hoof-churned earth and a distant hint of burning wooden structures in your wake.
VORPAL - The most brillig of scents, seriously: dragon's blood, pekoe tea, and salt caramel.

(Internationals welcome!)

ZOMG Smells April Update/Decant Circle
[info]ajevie
Ren Tits 
APRIL 1st UPDATE: AVAST YE! No, wait. Wrong genre. HUZZAH! We be ringin' in April-- no, no. Ahem. Gentlebees and ladythings! Welcome to our most puissant April update! Try your luck at our games-- look, we don't have any games yet, ok? Just... just go read the descriptions for Modesty Cod and Ren Tits and the secret one and let me drink my ale. Shoo. 

Lady Stabbington-Hackworth
A sharp, clean amber with a smoky touch of resinous, copal, sticky-sweet myrrh and a pleasingly light new dragon's blood.

Meddyglyn
Honey, cinnamon, golden ginger, and basil.

Rhodomel
Rhodomel classically contains rose flowers and rose hips, and so does ours--a heady but delicate mead with a blush of fine petals.

Sir Fightypants
Sharp, resinous copal, young amber, a dusky, aged amber, wormwood and cypress, with just a little hint of leather.

and more...

April's decant circle is ~>HERE<~ Internationals welcome!

ZOMG Smells March 2012 Update/Decant Circle
[info]ajevie
 
Standard time for Holly and Ariel to mix & pack your order:  10-15 business days
To keep an eye on us, visit ZOMG @ Facebook & zomgie_horde, our Livejournal community.
    
MARCH 7: The Dirty-Minded Update has landed. ;) It's spring and it's wet and it's muddy and we're thoroughly in touch with our inner 12-year-olds, so we made some dirty smells for you! Please enjoy Dirty AniseHardwood, and Softwood as much as we do.Bathtub Gin is also new, but will be sticking around forever.
Click here to visit the ZOMG SMELLS forums 

Decant circle can be found ~>HERE<~ 
(has been combined with this month's BPAL circle)


February 2012 Update
[info]ajevie
February 7 Update: We had a LOT of fun with this one. The theme for February's limited collection is Romance Shenanigans in the Animal Kingdom. We define the term "romance" kinda liberally there, but we're sure you'll be able to catch our drift. <3 (illustrations will be going up throughout the day. All art and scent descriptions are safe for work!)
The update this month over at ZOMG Smells is as educational and fun as ever! Who knew the Little Brown Bat (Dark chocolate, sticky amber, maple sap, gooey caramel, and three nuts-- almond, pecan and coconut) was such a perv?! We all know the Dik-dik (Classic iris and sandalwood, three vanillas, and a drop of honeyed ginger) is painfully cute, but head on over to the site to find out what makes this pint-sized antelope a real sweetheart. ♥

You can find the decant circle right ~>HERE<~

January 2012 Update
[info]ajevie
    
January 7 Update: The days are finally getting longer and ZOMG HQ is getting all maudlin about what this means for the astronomic bodies involved...January's limited-run scent isPerihelion! The doctor's bag has filled out a bit more: Dr. Zomg's Tincture of Caprice will be staying permanently. So will Heian-kyo, a trip back to the elegance of 9th century Kyoto. Enjoy!

The Decant Circle can be found ~>HERE<~

And leftovers from old circles can be found ~>HERE<~
<3 Angi

November 2011 Update
[info]ajevie
 
11/7 Update: Two new limited scents have arrived for November: Magnacephalopoda Aesthetica and WTF FTL Neutrino.
Also, we heard your delicious requests! TWENTY POPULAR LIMITED SCENTS have returned until the end of December. Enjoy! Fair warning: Sexy Giant Isopod is a sellout risk, because once one of its components is gone, there is no more. Anywhere. We've looked. If you want it, don't wait.
     Baby Unicorn Tabby Sexy Giant Ispood  Cider Drink Muttonchops! Queen Conch     
ALSO: We're keeping our costumes on until we're damn good and ready! The Secret Identity series will stay up until the end of November--we know it takes us a little longer to ship this time of year, so it seemed only fair to give our limiteds a little extra time too.  :)


As we have already decanted all of these smells, I will not be running a decant circle for them. However, I am offering a group order and decant the two brand new scents, instead. ^_^ You can find it ~>HERE<~


October 2011 Update
[info]ajevie
"10/7 Update: HOLY CRAP IT'S HALLOWEEN, TIME TO GET YOUR COSTUME ON We made a lovely crop of things you can wear to augment your costume....or AS your costume. Check 'em out! (we also brought back two favorites from last year, Sexy Vampire Squid and The Melancholy Re-Animation of Nikola Tesla.) Enjoy!"

And this month's decant circle can be found ~>HERE<~ Internationals welcome!

September 2011 Update
[info]ajevie
"9/7 Update: It's NOSTALGIA BOMB time! September's Limiteds are made of delicious memories of good fall times, as cooler weather and the time When the Cicadas Go Quiet approaches. Relive childhood excursions to the magical fairgrounds and their rigged damn games with us with Fair Day, You Will Never Win the Ring Game and Goldfish Rescue Squad, and let Punkin Chunkin, Cider Drink, Show Pony and Deep-Fried Whatever evoke memories of exploding pumpkins, spiced apple beverages, terrible fried foods and time spent in the 4-H barn cooing over well-groomed horses and charming baby livestock. If you want to try a squee set of all the limited-edition fair smells instead of settling on a few bottles, we can help you out there too: head on over to Nostalgia Bomb."
This update has been added to the decant circle ~>HERE<~

August 2011 Update
[info]ajevie
"8/7 Update! We have a rather silly theme here this month, and it is "Things That Are Not Real Beards." In keeping with that theme, we offer you four limited scents and two that are around to stay! Our limiteds include All the Pirates (dry red pepper and sexy danger), La Barbe (a delicately feminine floral), Muttonchops! (a tasty woody masculine), and Bearded Dragon (fruity and rich). Bosie (green, gorgeous herbal lavender and galbanum) and Haydee (Turkish coffee, sweet resin, and golden raisins), however, have joined the cast of our general catalog. Yum!"

The decant circle can be found ~>HERE<~

ALL THE PIRATES - Dried red pepper flakes, piles of loot coated in a sticky, resinous layer of sweetened smoke, strong green tea, and a hint of the fleshly pleasures. 
 
BEARDED DRAGON - Sweet chunks of spiced pineapple, sharp pineapple-colored resin-- not quite amber, no longer sap-- tied together with the wild, fresh scent of green living things. 
 
BOSIE - This is a fresh, enticing scent that makes you want to inhale a little more deeply and try to catch the elusive hint of formal gardens, romantic hedge mazes, the old-fashioned masculine of lavender, the palest of musks, and a sharp, spicy green galbanum that hints at an untamed heart beneath the lightly sugared surface.
 
HAYDEE - Turkish coffee, golden raisins, the warm, spiced residue of sweet resin on her incense burner... and a faint hint of the Count himself lingering in her chambers.
 
LA BARBE - Iris, heliotrope, faintly sweetened green tea with a hint of matcha, and galbanum.
 
MUTTONCHOPS! - A masculine mingling of pimento wood and dark-spiced myrrh, given a good wave by a wild, bushy brush of evergreen. This is a woody-spicy-sweet scent-- sweeter on me than on Holly when I tried it out, but delicious on us both.

Thank you for looking! <3

July 2011 Update
[info]ajevie
"July Seventh Update: We have a splendid array of scents inspired by the gorgeous marine invertebrates that fill the waters surrounding ZOMG HQ, and they're supporting a good cause. A portion of each July Seventh bottle purchase will be donated to the Seattle Aquarium's teen volunteer program--high schoolers get a solid hands-on grounding in marine biology from experts in the field, and then graduate to field work and outreach of their own. Giving people a head start on a life-long love of marine science is something we can't support enough. But we'll try. :) "

Also, the decant circle is available ~>HERE<~
Internationals and add-ons always welcomed. ^_^

Chocolate-Lined Aeolid - An elegant, soft-bodied scent for an elegant soft-bodied animal: musk, dark chocolate, a hook of spikenard, the tiniest brush of vetiver, and the secret earth beneath the sea.
 
Dire Whelk - A DIRE scent, which is somehow still quite pleasant company. Coconut meat, white fennel, sandalwood, and elemi.
 
Orange Peel Nudibranch - Our take: tangerine and satsuma pith, sea salt, orangeflower water, sandalwood and two ambers.
 
Pacific Sea Peach - This time you get your peach with sweet tea, three musks and a lovely aquatic that blend into a harmonious whole that definitely involves the Pacific Sea but never erases the essential peach. 
 
Praya Dubia - Mace and neroli drift through a sea of blue amber, black oakwood, and vetiver root.
 
Queen Conch - Rich, subtle sea-salt and sea-musk adds a layer of aquatic class to this sharp, conchy lass as she struts her stuff-- but although her strongest note is jasmine, you may detect a little banana underneath as well. 
 
Sea Lemon - Tart-sweet Meyer lemon peel, sea spray, and ambergris accord.
 
Snail Fur - Four of our favorite musks combine with ambergris and dainty clove bud to make a deliciously subtle, pettable fragrance.

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